Scientists have "discovered" organic material in 2,724-million-year-old stromatolites. And not only were fossilized microbes present,
Our results support microbial mediation for the formation of the Tumbiana stromatolites, and extend the geologic record of primary aragonite by more than 2,300 Myr. (Source : Nature Geoscience, Published online: 27 January 2008)Holy Rigatoni and Elbow Macaroni! But what's that got to do with His Noodliness, you ask? Just everything!
We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. . .Now while I know about as much about palaeo-this-that-and-the-other as your average Kansas School Board trustee, that's pretty impressive. And it must be true, because the picture looks just like a plate of spaghetti - uh make that Spaghetti. It almost makes me wish Mr. Tory had won the provincial election so we could have FSM/ID taught in our schools (with instructors respectfully attired in full pirate regalia of course).
He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. (Source: Open Letter to Kansas School Board)
RAmen. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. Now excuse me, I've got to go clean the litter boxes.
(Not familiar with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hie thee away to http://www.venganza.org/ and get educated.)
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